...between "shit" and "syphilis."

Sums up how I feel about Kevin McCarthy. I watched part of the votes in the House yesterday on YouTube. Hoped to catch a glimpse of my congressman, Deputy Pornstache. Never spotted him, but it was interesting watching those clowns socialize together.

I think I spotted "just the tip" seditionist Mike Waltz chatting up Matt Gaetz in the well of the house. I wonder what they were talking about.

Mitzi says if Gaetz is elected governor of Florida, we're leaving the state. I understand the sentiment. Easier said than done, but I'd go be in favor of doing it.

Saw that liar George Santos rocking his trademark sweater vest. Nobody seemed to want to talk to him. Almost, almost, felt sorry for that bastard.

Watched Hands Boebert yucking it up with some of her colleagues about something on her smartphone.

There was this one heavyset guy with a flattop who looked just like Chris Farley. I'm guessing he's about Chris's age if he'd lived. The resemblance was fortified as he went from colleague to colleague exhibiting these ceaseless, enormous hand and arm gestures accompanying his grinning, silent, patter. Wild. Life imitates art or something.

It was entertaining for a while.

Petyr Baelish, "Chaos is a ladder."

We all know how that turned out.